That smirk, that bow, those vacant eyes...you know what I'm talking about - Hello Kitty. My human girl left out a glove the other day. First of all, gloves are only for those with thumbs. The ultimate symbol of thumbism. Thumbism is one of the few universally acceptable forms of discrimination, but that's a topic for another day...
She left out this glove that had a picture of Hello Kitty on it. Now, I don't play with toys and I am not the tear it up and leave it on the floor type, but this was too much. I grabbed that glove and shook it. I shook it with my mighty bulldog jaws until the threads started to unravel. She started to scream, but I was a dog possessed. It was my one shot and I took it. I grabbed the thumb with my mouth, stood on the rest and PULLED. I pulled until the thumb covering came off and then I shook what was left some more. I know I upset my human girl, but it was for her own good. She may not understand now, but someday she will.
Goodbye Kitty.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
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