The humans have come up with a new instrument of torment. They call it...mouthwash.
Everyone knows that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's. Why in the world would it need to be washed? My breath is exactly as it should be. What is so "fresh" about mint? It's disgusting. Vile. If they were going to put something in my mouth, how about a steak?
On the positive side, it makes me foam up something fierce! Perfect for wiping on their fancy schmancy sofa (that I'm not supposed to sit on). That will teach them. Dog mouthwash, my paw!
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I've heard it all now, who doesn't love puppy kisses and just the way they are!
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Wow!
Thanks for the heads-up about the mouthwash! I will need to make sure that my owners are 'educated' in what should be allowed in a dog's mouth.
Katie.
(katiethedog.blogspot.com)
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